Funky Picnic creates the best craft beer in Fort Worth, All of our beer is brewed on site and we keep it fresh by rotating our brews frequently to provide our customers a “Craft Beer for Every Taste.” Serving craft beer in the South Main Village of the Near Southside since 2019.
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DRINK MENU
NO OUTSIDE FOOD OR DRINK
Outside cakes/desserts will incur $2 fee/person
20% gratuity applied to tables of 8 or more
SPECIALS
$4
GREEN JOLLY RANCHER SHOT
Sour Apple Schnapps, Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup
$4
$12
LGBTini
Prickly Pear, Lemon Juice, Vodka, Lemon Twist. Served on the rocks.
$12
$8
WE ALL FLOAT ON - Ice Cream Float
Ice cream float with house-brewed Cream Soda & Henry's Cinnamon infused ice cream
$8
$13
BURGER & BEER COMBO
Burger with cheddar, stone-ground mustard, & pickles. No side. Choice of Kolsch, Mexican Lager, or Hefeweizen
$13
NO Add-ons or Substitutions
Must order beer and burger together as a combo
Available for dine-in only
$$2 off
THIRSTY THURSDAY
Discounted Beer Flights all day!
$$2 off
$15
SUNRISE SUNDAY
Bottle Mimosas - Bottle of Brut Champagne with choice of Orange, Pineapple, or Cranberry Juice
$15
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HAPPY HOUR
All Day Tuesday & from 2 - 6 pm Wednesday - Friday
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$2 off Beers & Cocktails
$2 off Boilermakers
$1 off Appetizers
DRAFT BEERS
Half / Full / Pitcher
$4.5
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$7
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$17
VIBES - Kolsch (20 oz)
German-style Kolsch that is bright, crisp and easy drinking - 5% ABV, 22 IBU
$4.5
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$7
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$17
ALLERGENS: Wheat
$4.5
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$7
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$17
COASTERS!!1! - German-Style Pilsner (20 oz)
German pilsner featuring Saaz hops with a dry, crisp finish - 5.5% ABV, 30 IBU
$4.5
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$7
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$17
$5
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$6
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$18
LA RAZA - Mexican Lager (16 oz)
Viva El Mariachi! Golden colored Mexican lager made with corn – 4.5% ABV, 12 IBU
$5
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$6
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$18
$4
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$5
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$15
BIA HOI - Vietnamese-Style Lager w/ Ginger & Thai Basil (16 oz)
Our take on a traditional Vietnamese lager with torched ginger and fragrant Thai basil. 3.7% ABV, 22 IBU
$4
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$5
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$15
$5
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$6.5
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$20
IT'S CALLED LOVEBUS - Hefeweizen (16 oz)
German-style wheat with soft notes of banana, citrus, and clove – 4.9% ABV, 12 IBU
$5
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$6.5
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$20
ALLERGENS: Wheat
$6.5
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$7
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$26
BELGIAN HONEYMOON - Belgian Blond with Raspberries (13 oz)
Bright, clean, and deliciously fruity Belgian Blond Ale features a sweet and not-too-tart raspberry with light, biscuity malts & floral aroma – 7.3% ABV, 30 IBU
$6.5
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$7
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$26
ALLERGENS: Dairy
$7
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$8
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$30
HOLLYWOOD COLE - Brett Saison with Peach & Ginger (13 oz)
This complex beer balances sweet and dry, fruit and funk, and earth and spice. With peach and funk on the nose and dry sweetness at the finish, this beer gives you a lot to think about while remaining absolutely refreshing and drinkable – 7.7% ABV, 28 IBU
$7
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$8
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$30
$7
EL FALCÓN - Malt Liquor (10 oz)
This year’s malt liquor batch was our staff brew day, and we decided to rename it in honor of our late friend Cesar Falcón. It tastes kind of like a malt liquor, but better than you think - 12% ABV, 20 IBU
$7
$5
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$6
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$18
FUNNY ACCENT – ESB (16 oz)
Malty English ale with mild bitterness and a dry finish – 6.1% ABV, 45 IBU
$5
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$6
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$18
$7
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$8
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$30
SELECTIVELY COVERED IN HOPS - HAZY IPA (13 oz)
We’ve got many many kilograms of Idaho 7 hops in the walk-in, so I used them in this beer. We also had a bag of Amarillo that I’m not going to use any time soon, so we used that, too. That’s it. That’s the secret. Tantalizing, no? - 7% ABV, 13 IBU
$7
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$8
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$30
ALLERGENS: Wheat
$7
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$8
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$30
THAT TIME WAS THE 80'S, AND THAT PLACE WAS ORLANDO - Imperial IPA (13 oz)
Cascade and chinook hops provide piney and grapefruit citrus notes while the Styrian wolf and Dragon hops bring mango, coconut, and notes of fresh flowers - 9% ABV, 60 IBU
$7
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$8
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$30
ALLERGENS: Wheat
$6
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$7.5
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$22.5
I'VE DESTROYED A FEW KYLES - Dry Irish Stout (16 oz)
Roasted coffee aromas followed by flavors of milk chocolate and dark roasted malts. Finishes on the dry side to clean away the sweetness — 5.3% ABV, 42 IBU
$6
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$7.5
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$22.5
$5.5
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$7.5
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$23
TWO PEANUT BUTTERS, ONE CUP – PB Stout (16 oz)
Robust American Milk Stout brewed with oat, chocolate malt, and peanut butter (Allergens: Dairy, Nuts) – 6.5% ABV, 50 IBU
$5.5
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$7.5
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$23
UPGRADE: Add s'more dressing with chocolate syrup, graham cracker crumbles, and toasted marshmallow ($1)
ALLERGENS: Dairy, Nuts
$7.5
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$8.5
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$20.5
BRAD SLAPPED YOUR MOMMA - Mango Fruited Sour (13 oz)
Starts strong with tart and mango flavors before giving way to soft wheat and cracker notes - 6.5% ABV, 15 IBU
$7.5
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$8.5
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$20.5
ALLERGEN: Wheat
$4
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$5
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$15
MR.SQUIGGLES IS A MENACE - Non- Alcoholic Cream Soda (16 oz)
House-brewed fresh cream soda with sweet notes of vanilla - 0.0% ABV
$4
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$5
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$15
FLIGHTS
$14
FLIGHT OF 4
Choose any four beers in 5 oz taster glasses.
$14
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WHOLE PICNIC FLIGHT
Try a 5 oz taster of every Funky Picnic Beer in a fun picnic basket flight holder!
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Price varies ($3.5/beer)
BOILERMAKERS
$9
DIRTY SANCHEZ
16-oz Pint of La Raza - Mexican Lager + 1 oz shot of Tequila
$9
$9
JIM JONES
20-oz Pint of Kolsch + 1-oz shot of well Whiskey
$9
$10
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
16-oz Pint of ESB + 1-oz shot of Crown Royal Bourbon
$10
WINE
Glass / Bottle
$12
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$36
PAM'S UNOAKED CHARDONNAY - Ron Rubin Winery
Unoaked Chardonnay that is crisp and light with a touch of sweetness - 12.5% ABV
$12
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$36
$12
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$36
SAUVIGNON BLANC - Jacques Dumont
Crisp white wine with notes of citrus and a dry finish - 12.5% ABV
$12
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$36
$12
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$36
CATENA MALBEC – Vista Flores
Argentinian Malbec with dark color and structured tannins - 13.5% ABV
$12
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$36
$13
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$39
BOURBON BARREL-AGED CABERNET SAUVIGNON – Robert Mondavi
Deep flavors of black cherry and blackberry, with rich nuances of vanilla, brown sugar and subtle toasted oak from the Bourbon Barrels - 14.5% ABV
$13
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$39
$7
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$16
BRUT SPARKLING WINE
$7
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$16
HARD CIDER
$6
BLACKBERRY - Locust Cider
Dry, complex, and tart cider is made from blackberries and Washington apples - 6% ABV
$6
$6
BERRY BLUES - Locust Cider
Semi-sweet cider made from Washington apples blended with blueberry, hibiscus, and vanilla. - 6% ABV
$6
$6
JUICY PEACH - Locust Cider
Semi- sweet cider made with the perfect blend of apples and peaches. 5% ABV
$6
FROZEN COCKTAILS
Glass / To-Go Pouch
$11
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$14
Orange You The Sweetest
Frozen Tang, Vanilla Syrup, and Vodka served with whipped cream
$11
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$14
$11
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$14
Tequilling Me Softly
Blackberry Syrup, Triple Sec, Simple Syrup, Tequila
$11
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$14
SIGNATURE COCKTAILS
$12
GIRL, LET THAT MAN-GO
Tequila, mango nectar, pineapple juice, half tajin & Chamoy rim, jalapeno garnish
$12
$12
LAUGH-ENDER IS THE BEST MEDICINE
Vodka, lavender, pea flower simple syrup, and lemon juice
$12
$12
LIPSMACKER
Choice of Strawberry, Raspberry, or Passionfruit puree, tossed with rum, champagne & a half sugared rim.
$12
$12
PRETTY FLY FOR A MAI TAI
Lockwood hibiscus vodka, pineapple juice, lemon juice, simple syrup
$12
$12
KIWI TO MY HEART
Gin, kiwi syrup, lemon, orange, pineapple
$12
$12
BASIL WANTS TO SMASH
Whiskey, orange juice, basil simple syrup
$12
$12
TODOS LOS SANTOS
Tequila, simple syrup, lime juice, pineapple juice, topped with Hefeweizen and served with a jalapeño slice
$12
$13
MEZCAL YOU LATER
Mezcal, tequila, ginger beer, muddled cucumber, passionfruit syrup, agave, and lime juice. Served with cucumber & chili powder garnish
$13
$12
THAT MY BEST FRIEND
Peanut butter whiskey, simple syrup and chocolate bitters
$12
$12
RUM RUM AS FAST AS YOU CAN
White rum, dark rum, blackberry puree, pineapple juice, orange juice, grenadine, and lime juice
$12
$12
OPEN BORDERS
Aperol, tequila, lime, and St. Germain
$12
$11
SAVE THE BEES
Bourbon, lemon juice, honey, simple syrup
$11
$11
RIFF RAM!
Vodka, blue curaçao, grenadine, lime, pineapple, cranberry
$11
MOCKTAILS
$7
BE MY BASIL BABY
Basil, blackberry syrup, lemon juice, and ginger beer
$7
$7
WATERMELON FAUX-JITO
Watermelon syrup, fresh mint, lime juice, soda water
$7
$7
VIRGIN BLOODY MARY
House-made spicy tomato blend with a chamoy and tajín rim
$7
$6
CHERRY LIMEADE
Maraschino Cherry Juice, Lime Juice, Sprite
$6
$5
SHIRLEY TEMPLE
Grenadine & Sprite, garnished with a cherry
$5
NON-ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES
$3
LEMONADE
$3
$3
ICED TEA
$3
$3
COKE
$3
$3
DIET COKE
$3
$3
DR PEPPER
$3
$3
SPRITE
$3
$4
BOTTLED COKE
$4
$4
BOTTLED IBC ROOT BEER
$4
$4
TOPO CHICO
$4
$3
ORANGE JUICE
$3
$3
CRANBERRY JUICE
$3
$3
PINEAPPLE JUICE
$3
$3
GINGER BEER
$3
$3
HOT COFFEE
$3
$2
HOT TEA
$2
